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In honor of my dads. Whats eating you What did the cheese say to his friend on his birthday.

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It had been grandpa 99 birthday and his well being was still perfect.

. Rigor mortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in. What did the ice-cream say to the grumpy birthday cake. As long as you still have teeth. Take another sip everyone shouts then BOOM - his arms pop out.

Give mom or dad a chuckle on their special day with these funny birthday jokes. No matter what life throws at you dad at least you dont have ugly children 37 Say happy birthday dad one more. Dad youre not 52you are only 22 with 32 years of. Yo mama so old her birth certificate says Expired.

Birthday Card For Dad bad Dad Jokes By Coulson. Next time take off the candles. Yo mama so ugly the government decided to move Halloween to. What does a clam do on his birthday It shellabrates.

Youre not 50 years old you are 20 years old with 30 years of experience. Theres The Best Birthday Dad Jokes That You Can Send Them Or Anyone With Images Text Can Copy And Share On Social Plateform. I wish for nothing but a lifetime of smiles for you on your birthday. How old is he Hes 139 Okay come back next week then Next week is definitely a bad time for me.

Next time take off the candles. For Star Wars fans Dont get heartburn from eating the candles with the cake. Birthday Jokes For Dads. Nothing holds a candle to you HBD to the 1 Dad.

Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard. Happy birthday to you. No thanks Im too. Through his birthday celebration his grandson questioned how he was in a position to remain.

It was his shaventeenth birthday. You did a grape job. What do you get a hunter for his birthday A birthday pheasant. Little Johnny Learns About Heaven.

You did a grape job raisin me. What did the bald guy say upon receiving a comb for his birthday. May the force be with you 36 Happy birthday dad. What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday Aye matey.

As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said You know one would have been enough. So for his 18th birthday his dad takes him the pub for his first pint. Thanks Ill never part with it What did the teddy bear say when it was offered some birthday cake. From funny birthday sayings to bday jokes about cakes candles presents and everything in between make the birthday girl or boys day even more fun by picking out one of.

You can thank me later. He takes a sip and BOOM - his body pops out. You can thank me later. Funny Birthday Jokes for dad.

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